"I gotta go, Dad."
"Me, too."
"I told y'all to go at the last galaxy. Why don't you listen?"
"We did, but drank too much."
"I swear. Let me find a place. Oh. Ain't no way I'm stopping in the Milky Way."
"Dad!"
"Fine, but don't come running to me when some local has you for dinner!" I adjusted course for a pit stop. "We'll never make it to grandma's house at this rate."
I switched to manual and coasted to one of Earth's crude "truck stops." I hovered for a few minutes, but never found the saucer section. Finally, I parked out by the trucks.
"Ok, kids, put on your projection collars. Be sure you're projecting as "human."
They did so and ran off to the potty rooms. I browsed the store while my wife tended to the kids.
Found the drinks section. "PERFECT!" They were fully stocked on Mountain Dew. I grabbed ten bottles. This should provide enough fuel to get us to Mother's. Found beef jerky. Better than protein packets.
I dropped my items on the counter. ~I'm getting all of this for free~
The cashier blinked rapidly. "It's on the house, enjoy!"
Earthlings are so dumb.
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